Kidney stones

Words by Bryon Bowers

Had a kidney stone in Copenhagen Met an Aussie Girl In love with Raegan… We talked all night… about Adam Smith…. and his invisible hand… Met a girl from Trinidad The Continental Breakfast Not half bad… [Chorus] Kidney stones Bangers and mash Adam smith Invisible cash Giant scooby dogs On Park Avenue… I’d give it all up…. For more time with you…. Bangers and Mash…. London Wondered around…. Met a couple there… Old English sounds… His words all jumbled Hers clear and bound… Two giant Scooby dogs… Tongues hanging out… Found my way to the laundry mat… There I sat, then sat some more… Reading stories of Scottish folklore Kelpies, Selkies, and Shee… Now I see them in the eyes Of animals near dangerous waters… [Chorus] Kidney stones Bangers and mash Adam smith Invisible cash Giant scooby dogs On Park Avenue… I’d give it all up…. For more time with you…. Oslo to Bergen a green rocky land… Kept on moving Souvenirs trinkets in hand… Backpack on…. Dan Bern in my head With no worries… I was on a small schedule to roam… [Chorus] Kidney stones Bangers and mash Adam smith Invisible cash Giant scooby dogs On Park Avenue… I’d give it all up…. For more time with you…. the jaws of Capitalism waiting at home… Took me in… Before the mortgage That Original Sin… Sold my Time For a tiny house Passed go… To Park Avenue… Now I collect rent too Instead of Netflix and Chill Now kid chauffeur and Grill… I love them all I really do… Wouldn't change a thing… Except more time…. More time with the boys… More time with my love… More time for kids, games and Toys… More time Living This one life we have.... [Chorus] Kidney stones Bangers and mash Adam smith Invisible cash Giant scooby dogs On Park Avenue… I’d give it all up…. For more time with you….

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