Kidney stones
Words by Bryon Bowers
Had a kidney stone in Copenhagen
Met an Aussie Girl In love with Raegan…
We talked all night…
about Adam Smith….
and his invisible hand…
Met a girl from Trinidad
The Continental Breakfast
Not half bad…
[Chorus]
Kidney stones
Bangers and mash
Adam smith
Invisible cash
Giant scooby dogs
On Park Avenue…
I’d give it all up….
For more time with you….
Bangers and Mash….
London Wondered around….
Met a couple there…
Old English sounds…
His words all jumbled
Hers clear and bound…
Two giant Scooby dogs…
Tongues hanging out…
Found my way to the laundry mat…
There I sat, then sat some more…
Reading stories of Scottish folklore
Kelpies, Selkies, and Shee…
Now I see them in the eyes
Of animals near dangerous waters…
[Chorus]
Kidney stones
Bangers and mash
Adam smith
Invisible cash
Giant scooby dogs
On Park Avenue…
I’d give it all up….
For more time with you….
Oslo to Bergen
a green rocky land…
Kept on moving
Souvenirs trinkets in hand…
Backpack on….
Dan Bern in my head
With no worries…
I was on a small schedule to roam…
[Chorus]
Kidney stones
Bangers and mash
Adam smith
Invisible cash
Giant scooby dogs
On Park Avenue…
I’d give it all up….
For more time with you….
the jaws of Capitalism waiting at home…
Took me in…
Before the mortgage
That Original Sin…
Sold my Time
For a tiny house
Passed go…
To Park Avenue…
Now I collect rent too
Instead of Netflix and Chill
Now kid chauffeur and Grill…
I love them all
I really do…
Wouldn't change a thing…
Except more time….
More time with the boys…
More time with my love…
More time for kids, games and Toys…
More time Living
This one life we have....
[Chorus]
Kidney stones
Bangers and mash
Adam smith
Invisible cash
Giant scooby dogs
On Park Avenue…
I’d give it all up….
For more time with you….