Was an Old Lady

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe had so many kids didn't know what to do One day… The devil came knockin' Asked her what was wrong She said my every day… is way too long He said "I can help you" "But I need somethin' in return" "I need all your love…" "and your eternal soul to burn" Kids climbing on the walls Gettin' concerned teacher calls… Pour the water.. Nice and Hot.. All her troubles… Are forgot… Now she's taking one last bath Before the Devil… serves his wrath She Sold her soul for a "Yes Ma'am"... and a "Please" Kids crawling on the roof and running by the pool actin' up in school acting a fool She said "where do I sign?" "On the front or behind?" He said, honey here's a token of appreciation For the parent occupation smoke it up now get your mind wow 'cause the fires of hell are gonna ring your bell All of a sudden As she pleaded on her knees Kids started listening Saying "Yes Ma'am" and "Please" Pickin' up their dishes Coverin' their mouth when they sneeze She done sold her soul For a "Yes Ma'am" and a "Please" Tuck in the kids kiss 'em good night don't forget to hold them tight cause this might be your last good night